Weddings & adult events
Guapo, the beer burro.
A miniature donkey with a saddle bar, serving cold drinks at your cocktail hour. Booked directly by brides, planners, and corporate hosts for weddings, rehearsal dinners, and adult celebrations across the Twin Cities metro and western Wisconsin.
Starting at $325, billed hourly
- A handler in attire comes with him
- Fully insured, certificates on request
- Across the Twin Cities metro & Wisconsin
The Beer Burro package
What shows up with Guapo.
The saddle bar
Two wooden pack boxes ride on a pack saddle, stocked with cold drinks so guests take one straight from Guapo. A tray on top holds the garnish.
Dressed for the day
Flower crown and greenery on the boxes, styled to sit with your florals. Guapo turns up looking like he belongs in the wedding party.
A handler in attire
Guapo never comes alone. A handler dressed for the event brings him, works the cocktail hour with him, and takes him home.
The photos
He is calm around crowds and photographs well. Guests line up for a picture with him, and your photographer gets a set nobody else at the wedding has.
More for the day
Beyond the beer burro.
Duke for photos or a ride
A full-size quarter horse, any age or size rider. Duke works well for a grand entrance, a photo set, or rides for guests during a longer reception.
See Duke on the pricing page →Photo sessions
Ponies, Duke, or Guapo on set for a themed party, engagement shoot, or event photos. We bring the animals and a handler, you bring the camera. Quoted per event.
See photo session pricing →Flower ponies and send-off donkeys
Flower ponies for the ceremony and a send-off donkey for the exit shot are both available. Ask on the inquiry form and we will quote them alongside Guapo.
From his first wedding
Guapo at work.
His first wedding, August 2026. This is the setup exactly as it ran that day.
About Guapo
He lives on our farm in Clayton.
Guapo lives on the farm in Clayton with the rest of the animals. He first worked a wedding in August 2026 and now comes along for events. Meet the rest of the herd on the animals page.
Ask about your date →FAQ
What couples ask about Guapo.
How much does the beer burro cost?
The Beer Burro package starts at $325 and is billed hourly. Travel within our two-hour service radius from Clayton, WI is billed by mileage. Tell us your date, venue, and how long you want him and we will send a firm quote.
Is Guapo calm around a crowd?
Yes. He is calm around crowds, and a handler in attire comes with him for the whole booking.
Do you travel to the Twin Cities?
Yes. The Twin Cities metro and western Wisconsin are our core service area. Lakeside venues, barns, golf courses, and backyards all work.
Is he only for weddings?
No. Guapo is available for weddings, parties, corporate events, and special occasions. The same saddle bar works for a company party, a rehearsal dinner, or a milestone birthday.
What about flower ponies and the send-off?
Flower ponies for the ceremony and a send-off donkey for the exit shot are both available. Ask on the inquiry form and we will quote them alongside Guapo.
Want Guapo at your cocktail hour?
Send the date, the venue, and a rough guest count. Kyle or Krista will reply personally, usually within one business day.
Check availabilityPrefer to call or text? 952-898-7664