Weddings & celebrations

Guapo, the beer burro.

A miniature donkey with a saddle bar, serving cold drinks at your cocktail hour. Weddings, parties, and corporate events across the Twin Cities metro and western Wisconsin.

Starting at $325, billed hourly

Check a date See the photos
Kyle Knops standing lakeside with Guapo, a grey miniature donkey wearing a white flower crown and a wooden saddle bar stocked with cold cans.
  • A handler in attire comes with him
  • Fully insured, certificates on request
  • Across the Twin Cities metro & Wisconsin

The Beer Burro package

What shows up with Guapo.

The saddle bar

Two wooden pack boxes ride on a pack saddle, stocked with cold drinks so guests take one straight from Guapo. A tray on top holds the garnish.

Dressed for the day

Flower crown and greenery on the boxes, styled to sit with your florals. Guapo turns up looking like he belongs in the wedding party.

A handler in attire

Guapo never comes alone. A handler dressed for the event brings him, works the cocktail hour with him, and takes him home.

The photos

He is calm around crowds and photographs well. Guests line up for a picture with him, and your photographer gets a set nobody else at the wedding has.

From his first wedding

Guapo at work.

His first wedding, August 2026. This is the setup exactly as it ran that day.

Guapo grazing at the edge of a lake with the saddle bar on, eucalyptus and white flowers over the pack boxes, a guest in the background.Guapo the miniature donkey grazing at a wedding venue, wearing a white flower crown and a saddle bar of cold cans dressed in eucalyptus and white roses.Guapo standing in front of porch swings at a wedding venue, flower crown on, saddle bar stocked with drinks.Top-down view of the saddle bar: a dish of cut limes between two boxes of cold cans, wrapped in eucalyptus and white flowers.
Guapo, a grey miniature donkey, wearing his colorful halter with a GUAPO nameplate in front of a green barn.

Off duty

He lives on our farm in Clayton.

Guapo lives on the farm in Clayton with Tinkerbell and the rest of the animals, handled daily like all of them. He made his wedding debut in August 2026 and now travels with the crew. Meet the rest of the herd on the animals page.

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FAQ

What couples ask about Guapo.

How much does the beer burro cost?

The Beer Burro package starts at $325 and is billed hourly. Travel within our two-hour service radius from Clayton, WI is billed by mileage. Tell us your date, venue, and how long you want him and we will send a firm quote.

Is Guapo calm around a crowd?

Yes. He is calm around crowds, and a handler in attire comes with him for the whole booking.

Do you travel to the Twin Cities?

Yes. The Twin Cities metro and western Wisconsin are our core service area. Lakeside venues, barns, golf courses, and backyards all work.

Is he only for weddings?

No. Guapo is available for weddings, parties, corporate events, and special occasions. The same saddle bar works for a company party, a rehearsal dinner, or a milestone birthday.

What about flower ponies and the send-off?

Flower ponies for the ceremony and a send-off donkey for the exit shot are both available. Ask on the inquiry form and we will quote them alongside Guapo.

Want Guapo at your cocktail hour?

Send the date, the venue, and a rough guest count. Kyle or Krista will reply personally, usually within one business day.

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Prefer to call or text? 952-898-7664